Score: 10

"How to beat the game fairly easy"

submission: Orgasm Girl

date: April 30, 2005

Easy guide to beat the game.
This actually works (in contrary to the guide that is linked to).

This guide is not 100% complete to give you full pot, but it gives her orgasm and thats what everybody is asking for. I don't know how to give her a nipple-stand or get her panties wet, but you don't need that to complete the game.

1. REMOVE Skirt (DON'T pull down) and Take away hand.
2. Wait for the blue state to be filled up.
3. TAKE OFF bra.
4. Wait for the blue state to be filled up.
5. Remove panties. (DON'T pull down)
6. Wait for state to be filled.
7. Go to shop. You should have over 600 points now.
BUY Sleeping pills for 500 points.
8. Find her *SWEET SPOT*
Picture where it is exactly.
Address: img93.echo.cx/img93/2451/orgasmgirl0at.jpg
9. Explore a fast and effective way of getting her orgasm-meter up.
Practice a few times. Very short clicks and strokes, but with some tempo.
At one point you should get the hang of it.
10. When the blue state is almost used up and the Orgasm-meter around midways use SLEEPING PILLS.
11. If her sleep state is full again now and her Orgasm-meter is midways... Then finish her!

When you beat the game you can start over again with 1500 points, which means you can buy the Lavender Light.. which makes her getting an orgasm even easier.
Good luck!

Score: 8

"Review of all your stuff"

submission: Red Diamond Dragon Club

date: April 22, 2005

Gee, this night I've been watching all your stuff on Newgrounds for some reason.
I wouldn't really see your work as art, and they're all quite annoying to some extent. What I miss is some kind of cerebral quality I think. Sometimes you really show creativity and humor, like in this one and The Last Two Men On Earth(which I think is the best ones). And there's stuff I kind of WANT to like there.. but for some reason though the points of your movies often seems to be cheap and sometimes seems sick just for the sake of it.
Like having potensial to be something really good, but somehow the wholeness often just seems immature. Abstracts of your movies can be very good though, as you have proven through this one. But all this gay/penis/shit thing is only funny to one extent me thinks.
So sick? Yes indeed. Stupid? Often. Wish there was more depth in your stuff only. Cheers.

Score: 10

"David Firth, you might be a genius."

submission: Milkman

date: April 22, 2005

Watching your movies I have to say that I couldn't admire your work more actually.
They're creative, very different from eachother(still having a unique style going through them) and all the absurdity works like a clockwork. People really should be more greatful that there's still possible to find movies with originality.
A theme that seems to strike me about Fat-Pie's movies is that they are always scoping on extremely deluted outcasts of society. A charming, yet crazy analyze on madness and alienation. A love and fascination for the whole sickness of humanity. You have made a deprived unique world, and only true artists can do that. I'm amazed, and I hope you have a bright future still.
These days the lack of originality is hovering, and its nice to see people doing great things still.

Milkman I've been coming back to for day after day now. It might be the most violent and shocking one of the lot, but I think its my favorite. Just for its rawness. And the sick character involved in this truly was amazing. How he laughs after a murder in one scene and how he somehow feels guilt in the last one. Amazing. You actually kind of feels sorry the guy.
I love your movies.