Score: 10

"Wow"

submission: Madness Depredation

date: April 5, 2006

Never actually been a fan of the Madness series. I liked them, but thats it.
This one was amazing though. That stuff with the clown in the end was crazy, original and stunning. Not to say disturbing. Wee. I love this.

Score: 10

"This is awesome"

submission: The Holy Sabbath

date: April 4, 2006

I liked everything about this cartoon.

You gotta make more.

Score: 10

"Wow"

submission: Sven's Death Puppets

date: April 1, 2006

This simply is one of the most sick and disturbing flashes done on Newgrounds. In a good way.
I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but this one was unique in its own right. Love the music.

What I also find interesting, and I'm sure most people outside Scandinavia won't understand is that Sven actually says something after the dog. It sounds like he says "Hopp i havet naa", which doesn't make any sense plotlwise, but means "Jump into the ocean now..".
It sounds more norwegian than swedish though. Sven is a swedish name.
I keep wondering the story behind this..

Score: 9

"I finished the game!"

submission: ! Fishy !

date: March 28, 2006

I conquered the eco-system. That was fun!

I remember I used to have a game called "Gone Fishin'" to my old Mac that was almost the same. That one was far more difficult, because it was difficult to control the fish.
This one was sweeping and elegant in the gameplay. Didn't have that ONE big nasty fucker like Gone Fishing had though. The one that followed you around for a while.

This was fun though. Took me only 3 serious tries before I beat the game though, but still fun.

Score: 10

"Yes.."

submission: Murloc RPG

date: March 26, 2006

Wee. This was really a drivel. I'm glad I'm not doing anything tonight, I've been playing this game all night. At least 3-3.5 hours straight now.
I'm trying to understand why this hooked me up so much. It probably was the combination of things. The story, the humor, the gameplay, the allgoing challenge.. and the curiousity about whats going to happen next.
I guess you balanced it about right as well. If I were to pick up 15 wolf meats in the start I probably would have been too bored to go on.. Very cool game. I hope you make a sequel or something.

Score: 9

"Very good submission"

submission: Dad 'n Me

date: March 21, 2006

First of all its amazing what you can do with flash, and this game is one of the best examples.

I'm going to review it with plus and minus.

Plus:
It has the same original humor as Alien Hominid, and it works like hell. When you combine such a funny and cute style to something thats seems morally incorrect you have a great concept.
Another plus is that this game is dangerously addictive. Even after I beat the game, its so funny beating the crap out of the children I just have to do it over and over. To a degree that it almost made me sick. But I guess thats a positive thing.

Minus:
Well, I guess it could have been even better. The children could have screamed more when you start hitting them, or at least reacted a little more than just running around like expressionless dummies. Except for the sandcastle kid. What about some more fear?
Also more fire. When you throw the gas barrel, there should be an eternal destruction.
The kids also lose way too little life by having the barrell thrown over them.
It also would have been better if you could crush more objects around, like the soccer goal.
And more screaming mothers!
And I guess another hit button would feel fresh if you decided to do more out of this game, like getting it on a consol or doing a full length game.
The last boss is hard enough.

Overall I thought it was very good game. Very original, but it has a lot of potential which isn't filled yet! Me thinks, anyway.

Score: 9

"Da funny shitzzz!"

submission: The Latest Model

date: March 14, 2006

As always.
Getting updates on Fat-Pie is a highlight. I suspect this was done pretty fast.
Your stuff is getting lighter these days though...
We want more dark and disturbing stuff! Toastboy Toastboy!

Score: 2

"Sorry"

submission: Salad Fingers Gangsta Rap

date: December 16, 2005

It was quite embarrassing.

Some parts could have been funny, as you try to clever randomness here and there.. but in my world, it doesn't work.
You'll get a two/10 for effort though.

Score: 10

"Simply put: Amazing."

submission: wars of the earth

date: November 7, 2005

I see this one as Jerry Jacksons mainwork. All the other movies has been a built up to this one.
Prime moment. Its been said before, but you are way too good for Disney.

Score: 7

"Not a fountain of laughter, but good enough"

submission: Burnt Face Man 5

date: October 24, 2005

I enjoyed it, but it felt a bit loose some places compared to the others.

Somehow you're stereotyping and repeating the characters instead of developing them. Next episode you must put more of the "kick" of the first episodes.